Keith is a Jerk

The time I smashed a girl in the face with a boat

Boyscouts without forests, parents sending children to the island of snakes to lighten the load, and getting pooped on while you talk to a pretty girl.  Let's go to camp!!!

The time Keith got kidnapped...

Keith gets kidnapped, Derek gets covered in dog poop, and Ryan runs through town on a giant horse.  Listen as we tell stories about how we almost dided!

What the fuck were we thinking?

Keith got a mohawk, Dave realised he wore a size 40 pants as a child and Ryan looks like a mushroom.  That's right.... 80's fashion!!!!!

The time a gang of 6 year olds broke the ice cream man's arm

A Mexican guy who kicks microwaves, An old man who pushed dave off a scaffolding, Bob delivers drunk newspapers, and Ryan barfed in his' boss' office while being fitted for a unifiorm. Is there really anything more you need to read?

Remember when 80s wrestling was awesome!? Or, the time we almost killed a kid imitating wrestling moves.

Find out why WWE/WWF had to start putting a warning off the top of wrestling shows saying don't do this... Because we TOTALLY did all that.  

Um.... what's that in the corner?

THEME PARKS!!!!  Barfing, Spitting, and something else incredibly horrific.... oh my.

Awkward Boners: First school dance

Did we get boners?  We sure did!!! We also got molested in Much music Dance party vans as well as getting an eye knocked out by a Mr. Big bar.  All this and more...

Oh No!!! Jessie's hooked on drugs!!!! Saved by the Bell: REVIEWED

We watched the episode of saved by the bell where Jessie gets hooked on the very powerful drug, caffeine.... The drug use is the least of this episodes problems.  From AC's misogyny, to gross, gross undertones.  If yuou watched Saved by the Bell, you'll want to join us.

Uncle Tom's Bag O' Hats

Listen in as we talk about the sports we were forced to play as kids, and the emotional scarring that left behind.  Also in the episode, we learn whey Bob is truly, truly broken inside.  you don't want to miss this.  

 

Enjoy!!!

The Time Keith got knocked out by an NES.

Listen as we go back in time to how poor kids played the Nintendo Entertainment System, and how they ultimately ended up knocking Keith unconscious.