Keith is a Jerk

please enjoy listening to us tell tales of how we ruined weddings.  including our own.

I found out I was adopted.  Ryan brings up the saddest memories we've all tried to bury, and Dave gets accused of molesting my son.

Today we bleed on girls, mistake Asians, and get blamed for the horrible things we didn't even do.  Enjoy your Friday drive to work.

Keith and Dave create and play a new game called RPG.  Random Porn Generator.

Generate a random word, put it into porn hub, guess the word based on the video.  It's exactly what you think.

Click below if you want to watch the video.

https://youtu.be/Bbad3yUYL5o

Another short story!  First of all, thank you all for the kind words on the first story.  After having a bunch of people ask, I recorded another one for you.  Hope you like it.  If you do, share it, so other people can tell me how much I suck on the internet.  

 

thanks!!!

Bonus!!!!  You're bored driving to work.  Why not listen to a short story?  

We're trying something new, enjoy a short story with your ears, instead of reading it like a sucker with your eyes.

If you like this, let us know.

April got molested by santa, Dave molests happy thoughts, and Ryan wasn't cute enough to get molested by anyone.

 

Oh, and Santa broke his ankle in Keith's house.  

Find out why I hate pumpkin pie.  Find out why Bear hates baby birds.  And find out why Dave hates everything.  

Salut!

 

Ever build a fort?  Ever build a snow fort?  Ever live in a sewer??  

Volume 1.  Because there are many, many, many, more volumes to come.